ghost-y:

ghost-y:

this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website

GERTA REJECTED ME

ellactra:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

last-snowfall:

gehayi:

or a adinfinitumxx:

appropriately-inappropriate:

doyouthinkaboutme:

memeguy-com:

years later House is still as relevant as he ever was

I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so

And I swam and didn’t drown.

Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity.

That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold.
That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it.

The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes.

Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.

Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?

Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick—at least not visibly—that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it. 

Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  

And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died. 

You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.

In fact, asymptomatic people are the most dangerous of plague vectors. They’re invisible.

House is me as a doctor

“I don’t want to vaccinate my child”

“Well, have fun at their funeral then you fuckin caveman cretin”

I love House and I love seeing anti-vaxxers get decimated.

daughterhood:

suffermuppet:

how does ABBA have so many bangers

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

teabirdy:

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity 
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

omgkatsudonplease:

iitsnotivett:

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

nomnomshaz:

LOOOOL fucking mood

galacticpages:

magnolia-noire:

gluten-free-pussy:

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.